so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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