Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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