My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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