My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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