It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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