they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
