Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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