It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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