watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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