we're blogging at a bar
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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