The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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