You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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