Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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