He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Randomize
