Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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