You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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