This girl is more easily done than said...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think your dad took our porno
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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