we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
