What a fucking waste of an outfit
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
