I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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