After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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