it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Please don't give away my fajitas
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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