It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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long story
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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