Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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