If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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