BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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