Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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