I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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