Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm passing your future prison.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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