3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You're completely useless in the revolution.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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