I just cut my nipple shaving
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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