I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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