Just cropdusted the office
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
