Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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