Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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