Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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