their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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