Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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