i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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