sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Randomize
