turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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