I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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