HIV tests are more positive than that guy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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