Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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