I need help removing her.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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