i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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