that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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