how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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