people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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