puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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