It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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