It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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