I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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